Continuing with Hitchhiker's Guide stuff. Here is a contest where you can win Ugly (and hence very geek-worthy) Vogon artifacts. All you have to do is write a poem worthy of a Vogon. Do your worst. And if you are sending in an entry, please send a copy to me too. I can do with some mind-bending, hair-pulling, head-banging, nausea-inducing poetry myself.