I wish I was a celebrity. I'd have loved to throw my hat in all the premarital sex issue and get my effigy burnt.
For those who don't know what this is about, see the news pieces here, here and here.
And just in case it wasn't obvious, I'd throw my hat on the side of those who are against those who are burning effigies and starting court cases and are militantly against premarital sex. That doesn't necessarily mean that I am advocating PMS, but if that is what it takes to get my effigy burnt, then maybe I DO mean that. :)
sigh! how much time do people have on their hands!